Dozer's Place

*WARNING* This Could be a Rant or something like that....

Hmmm, been a while since I posted last. I could go all "I have been looking for myself" and shit, but what is the point in that. Really I have just been really and I mean REALLY blah as of late, why you ask? I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE... Well that isn't completely true. It is because the outer world in general is Bullshit and I really wish I could just claim a Do-over and pick a different dimension to live in. Maybe one where everyone is bunnies. See by Outer World I mean the general world excluding my Sara, because she rocks and I would probably - wait - scratch that, I would be lost without her. She is the only reason I haven't say fuck you to the world and found a quiet underpass to live under as some crazy man and my invisible *yes invisible* dog Brutus.

I am just sick of watching people getting screwed just for trying to live. An increase to the minimum wage being treated as a bargaining chip between the two parties in the government. Because it doesn't matter to them, they really have no idea what the average person has to go through. The only thing they understand is the all mighty dollar and the strings connected to getting it. Of course, even if a increase was to pass it would just end up screwing people. Businesses would raise prices so they can "Survive" having to pay their employees more. And then they would have to also fire half their workforce at the same time.

Then there is the public school system which has become just a stripped down daycare Service. The teachers either don't care or they are too busy fucking their students. The children of today are a metaphor for a game of hot potato, parents want the schools, government to raise their kids. The Government wants kids to be mindless slaves for them to spread their "power" oops ... I mean spread freedom. Schools and even the government is being run more like businesses then places of Education and Enlightenment.

I have an idea that the children of today are being dumb down because "The Head of Business and Government" are afraid that they would raise up or rebel "can't have another 60's, could we". Only, one problem with their plan, at some point they won't be able to run things and then we are all screwed. Of course, by then this place will probably be a wasteland where only the rich will be able to live comfortable and safe.

I am waiting for the day that states start getting sold off to companies. Welcome to USA Corp. would you be interested in our 'Freedom Plans", We only want to control you to protect you from yourself because you are to stupid to be able to handle the responsible of it.

Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin

and can someone explain why a rapper who beats his "Bitches" and gets shot is some sort of Great Idol, yet if you get educated and become successful. You are a sell out or why all white people are accused of being racist and hateful. I never owned slaves, why do I have to carry that baggage it isn't even mine. I am a poor white guy, guess what the "White Man" doesn't like me either.

Next month, I am going up to Washington state for either a few weeks or good. It depends on a job offer I got which went from yes, we need you to well give us a call and we will see where we can get you. Huh? So I am going to test it out if it is just hot air I am outta of there and in search of another job. But I refuse... YES REFUSE to get stuck away from my family in search of some place. I would rather work Four crap jobs and be with my wife then have one good job and never see her. But even the crap jobs demand you have skills that are just fucking crazy, like a degree in time-travel to work the cash register at the local gas station.

SO in closing Blah, Blah, Blah....

If you could have one superpower, what would you choose?
Submitted by J.T.

The power to control reality and by doing so granting myself more powers, Double Score!

I was about eleven or twelve when a bunch of us decided to go out looking for trouble. As we walked around we started doing random things like kicking over trash cans, harassing the neighbor dogs and then as we were walking along the railroad tracks. One of the other kids found an old knife laying in the bushes. We starting throwing the knife at trees and then we all had the idea to use this new "toy" to get back at this old man who was always yelling at us for walking on his lawn.

It was about ten o'clock at night and we slowly walked up to his car and slashed his tires, we soon realized that it would look odd for only his tires to be slashed. So we walked around the neighbor randomly slashing the tires on cars we came across. after about an hour, we started getting bored and that was when we spotted a way to make the night more interesting.

The local Tire Shop had been re-doing their driveway and had a huge mound of dirt that lead to a broken window on the second story. One of us stood at the pay phone in front of the Tire shop and was a look out for anyone and would warn us using a flashlight. We made our way up the mound and through the window. a few of us went in search of some ad. fliers, while the rest started slashing as many tires as they could. The kid outside freaked when a cop drove by, so we only got through about half the tires and had to bail.

We had grabbed another stabbing tool in the tire shop so we split into two groups and went as far from our homes as possible and went to work. One of us would stab the tires while the other two or three of us would place fliers on the cars.

It took about two hours to go through all the fliers We all meet by up and went to our local hangout which was a workshop behind one of the guys house, it had a T.V. and a few couch so we kicked back and waited to hear about our little rampage. But oddly not a word was ever said about it on the T.V. or even the paper, so either no one ever reported the cars or someone else got caught for it.

So, I signed up last month at Monster.com with a resume hoping to get a job offer. Bad news is that the only thing I have gotten is a mass of spams and scams. I just can't see how and why Monster would want these people using their site. This just takes time from people looking for jobs and opens up people to be taking advantage of because they expect Monster to help them not paint a target on their back.

They state that they saw your resume and would like you to apply for a position within their company. That is where they get you because as soon as you hit the submit button on the sign-up page your email inbox will get slammed with every type of spam e-mail every made available on the internet.

If that happens you should just open a new email account because you will not be able to every clean it out.

Before you say that it might not be coming because of the resume on Monster, let me just say that I only get these email in the E-mail account I used with Monster.

Some Possible "Scam" Companies:

• TooSpoiled.com
• Kasambacareers.com Which isn't Kasamba.com
• Ask-America.org

Ingredients:

• A Glass
• Apple Fanta
• Butterscotch Schnapps

Pour the Apple Fanta into the Glass and then add a splash (or more depending on your taste) of the Butterscotch Schnapps.

It isn't a exact science, so it can take a few tries to get the best result.

Enjoy

If you could open a restaurant, any kind you want, what would it look like and what's on the menu?
Submitted by A is for Amy.

A Sports Bar type place with video games and the normal like pizza, hamburgers, buffalo wings would be on the menu.

Is to not die this year, its easy and simple and if I fail I will be dead so I won't care.

How are you ringing in the New Year tonight?

Originally I was going to go to a concert. Something more important came up so I stay home with my girl and ate pizza and thankful for everything I have.

First on the list is a must have for any Ninja Baby.

The "My First Ninja Star Counting" Toy

Lets your Baby Ninja learn to count and can be used later for throwing practice or Late Night Ninja Baby Battles.

Next on the list is a great find for the battle wise Ninja Baby.

The "Ninja Battle Stroller"

Works well in any Ninja Battle Dome situation, equipped with Ninja Stars, Throw Daggers and 4 Wheel Drive with hubcap spikes.

For the new Ninja Baby in the Home, we offer you.

The "Ninja Baby Cradle"

This Cradle will give your Ninja Baby not only comfort and style, but protection and even peace of mind with sleep gas nozzles that can be set to go off when your Ninja Baby cries.

Finally, we present a fine addition to any Ninja baby's arsenal.

The"Ninja Walker of Doom"

This is the ultimate in quick, easy and simple battle destruction and mayhem.

*Some Assembly required for most items*

All images from Chambers Fine Art - SHI JINSONG