First on the list is a must have for any Ninja Baby.
The "My First Ninja Star Counting" Toy
Lets your Baby Ninja learn to count and can be used later for throwing practice or Late Night Ninja Baby Battles.
Next on the list is a great find for the battle wise Ninja Baby.
The "Ninja Battle Stroller"
Works well in any Ninja Battle Dome situation, equipped with Ninja Stars, Throw Daggers and 4 Wheel Drive with hubcap spikes.
For the new Ninja Baby in the Home, we offer you.
The "Ninja Baby Cradle"
This Cradle will give your Ninja Baby not only comfort and style, but protection and even peace of mind with sleep gas nozzles that can be set to go off when your Ninja Baby cries.
Finally, we present a fine addition to any Ninja baby's arsenal.
The"Ninja Walker of Doom"
This is the ultimate in quick, easy and simple battle destruction and mayhem.
*Some Assembly required for most items*
All images from Chambers Fine Art - SHI JINSONG
I almost had a Shitty Christmas , but lucky for me Sara made it great by getting me The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Which Is Fucking Great, Review coming soon!)
Wal-mart never did call me back. So it sucks to be them cuz they are not the only people hiring in the world.
My New Years Resolution is to be more real to myself.
Show us your loot!
What were your New Year's resolutions for 2006? How did you do?
It was that I couldn't die and since I am alive. I guess I did well.
What is one of your addictions?
Submitted by Paperheart.
It would have to be hands down Video Games, Computers and TV
Have you ever secretly unwrapped a gift before the big day?
Submitted by Red Pen.
Of course, I also played with it and re-wrapped it.
I didn't get The Legend of Zelda : Twilight Princess game for the Gamecube, because Wal-mart over sold the game and I got left out in the cold. They did give me a $25 gift card for the trouble BUT... it is a digital gift card, so it is pretty much crap.( Ironically they also give $25 gift card if they sell you a Zune with Gay porn on it.)
I also got a call for a interview to work as a (wait for it) People greeter at Wal-mart. So I get there on time and the guy I was suppose to interview with had the day off. I got passed off from like 3 different people because they were too busy to interview me ( MMM, I can feel the love). They asked me a bunch of crap questions, which don't have a wrong question but they rate your answer between poor, excellent and really excellent ( Doesn't that mean there is wrong answer?). I got all excellents on the questions big shock. She left and said that someone would be in to give the second interview.
Fast Forward 30 minutes ( I was about 5 minutes from walking out) and finally someone walks in and interviews me. His first comment was about he couldn't understand why people make interviews on their day off (reads as : I got better shit to do). Then his first question was "Why are you here?", which I replied I need a job (again underlining vibe of I got better shit to do). He read over the paperwork and asked about my previous employment with Wal-mart and why it was only a month. I explain that I was sick for a single day and was expected to bring in a doctor's note and I wasn't going to pay a doctor money just to get a note ( That went over like a ton of bricks). Some more of the crap questions and he said they would give me a call (more likely he threw away my app).
So I continued my job search and put in an app. with TSA at the airport and a few other places hoping to hear something soon.
On a Lighter note I got a 10 day free trail of WOW (World of Warcraft), it is a fun game but some of the stuff must be done in a group and that is just annoying sometimes. Sara will look over at me every once in a while and yell "Addicted", I don't think I am but we will see.
It snowed last night, so Sara and i went out into the world and she took some pics (check them out here).
Show us a video that cracks you up.
Congrats - TIME Magazine voted you "Person of the Year"! What's your acceptance speech?
Thank you, Thank You,
